[Chorus]
This is the theme for Spirit Halloween
Grandma went and can't stop screaming
Here's the thing about Spirit Halloween
They got skeletons

[Verse 1]
I had a dream about Spirit Halloween
They called me up and said they need a new theme song
$1000 for 100 retweets
I said, "Okay," they said "Sweet" so

[Chorus]
This is the theme for Spirit Halloween
They got ghouls
And new locations on every single street
Saving the global economy

[Verse 2]
In my dream about Spirit Halloween
I had her specify the terms of my payment
"Is it $1000 for each 100 retweets?"
She said, "Yep," I said, "Sweet"

[Pre-Chorus]
"My Venmo is @Nicholas-Lutsko-1"
Bеfore she hung up, she said shе was a skeleton
[Chorus]
Official theme for Spirit Halloween
Guaranteed to give you a thrill
Hail to the queen, this is Spirit Halloween
Haunting the buildings of every business Jeff Bezos killed
Jeff Bezos murdered Barnes & Noble
Jeff Bezos murdered Sears
Jeff Bezos murdered Toys"R"Us but
Halloween is almost here
Jeff Bezos murdered Barnes & Noble
Jeff Bezos murdered Sears
Jeff Bezos murdered Toys"R"Us but
Spirit Halloween is here