[Verse]
I wanna be at the RNC!
I wanna see Patricia McCloskey!
I wanna scream for the GOP!
I wanna sit with Dan Bongino!
I wanna show him the American flag that hangs behind the toilet in Grandma's basement!
I wanna ask him if he'll be my dad!
I wanna change my name to Nick Bongino!

[Refrain]
I wanna tell him 'bout the man in the stairs!
He kinda looks like Dan Bongino!
Grandma tries to tell me not to go down there!
But I would be safe with Dan Bongino!

[Chorus]
I wanna be at the RNC!
I wanna be like Dan Bongino!

I wanna be at the RNC!
I wanna be like Dan Bongino, oh!