I want a number one hit on country radio
I want to sing at the rodeo
I want to drive an old dirt road until the cows come home
I want to do a duet with the yodeling boy
I wanna party with Garth
I'm gonna be a back road cowboy country music star

I'm gonna be on CMT
I'm gonna put on some cowboy boots &
Head to Nashville, TN
I need to get back to my country roots 'cause
I'm from the south and that's country as hell
Yup, I'm a cowboy if you couldn't tell
Playing country music is so dang fun
Soon they'll add my name to Brooks & Dunn

This is the number one hit on country radio
That's why I'm doing the do si do
I'll be raking in loads of cash until the cows come home
I'm gonna do a duet with the yodeling boy
I'm gonna party with Garth
I'm gonna be a rich ass cowboy country music star

I'm gonna wake up the men in the tunnels under Grandma's house
I'll tеll Mel that I heard a bird down therе & he should probably go check it out
I'll use my country music money & buy a truck full of cement
& if I never see Mel again
I guess that's country music money well spent
Go tell your friends & family country music has a brand new president
Go tell your friends & family I am country music's brand new president

This is the number one hit on country radio
That's why you're doing the do si do
I'll be raking in loads of cash until the cows come home
I'm gonna do a duet with the yodeling boy
I'm gonna party with Garth
I'm gonna be a rich ass cowboy country music star