[Chorus]
Joe Biden wants to take your meat so you better find a hiding spot that he can't reach
Joe Biden wants to take your meat so you better find a hiding spot that he won't think of

{Post Chorus]
Ooooh
Ooooh

[Refrain]
Stuff 'em in your puppets, or tuck 'em in the tops of the toilets
Dump 'em in a trumpet, or some place else you can enjoy it

[Pre-Chorus]
Discreetly from greedy, meat lovin' Joe Biden's hands

[Chorus]
Joe Biden wants to take your meat so you better find a hiding spot that he can't reach
Joe Biden wants to take your meat so you better find a hiding spot that he won't think of

[Post Chorus]
Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Ooooh...
Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Ooooh...
Joe, Joe, Joe

[Bridge]
Joe Biden wants to take my meat, and there's gonna be some trouble if he succeeds
Grandma says there's a prophecy, where the men leave the tunnels if they can't feed
Joe Biden I'm begging please there are so many other foods that you can eat
Grandma says there'll be hell unleashed if the men in the tunnels don't get their meat
Grandma says there'll be hell unleashed if the men in the tunnels don't get their meat
Grandma says there'll be hell unleashed if the men in the tunnels come up to feed
[Chorus]
Joe Biden wants to take your meat so you better find a hiding spot that he can't reach
Joe Biden wants to take your meat so you better find a hiding spot that he won't think of
Joe Biden wants to take your meat so you better find a hiding spot that he can't reach
Joe Biden wants to take your meat so you better find a hiding spot that he won't think of

[Post Chorus]
Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Ooooh...
Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Ooooh...
Joe, Joe, Joe
Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Ooooh...
(Discreetly from greedy, meat lovin' Joe Biden)
Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Ooooh...
(Discreetly from greedy, meat lovin' Joe Biden)
Joe, Joe, Joe
(Discreetly from greedy, meat lovin' Joe Biden)
Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Ooooh...
(Discreetly from greedy, meat lovin' Joe Biden)
Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Ooooh...

[Spoken word]
Are you worried that Joe Biden will come into your home and eat all your meat?
I can help