[Chorus]
I'm only happy when I'm screaming
At my local school board meeting
I don't have kids but I'm still seething
I need to exercise my freedom

[Verse 1]
I have the right to exercise
My rights.... to exercise
(Open the school gym to alumni!)

I've been doing this every night
Traveling the state, looking for an open mic
(The people are really fun)

They're really loud, they love to scream
They all kinda look and act like me
There's no place I'd rather be

[Chorus]
I'm only happy when I'm screaming
At my local school board meeting
I don't have kids but I'm still seething
I need to exercise my freedom

[Verse 2]
I need to scream, I need to fight
I need to see the movie Fight Club every single night
Or I won't fall asleep
I was a kid when grandpa died
Grandma banned me from the funeral cuz my hair was white, like Eminem
I've been mad since then

I need to scream, I need to fight
I need to find a lady that'll kiss me before I die
And I don't care if she's pretty

[Chorus]
I'm only happy when I'm screaming
At my local school board meeting
I don't have kids but I'm still seething
I need to exercise my freedom
I'm only happy when I'm screaming
At my local school board meeting


[Outro]
THE MEN IN THE TUNNELS ARE COMING
THE MEN IN THE TUNNELS ARE COMING