I pledge allegiance to the Depp
Our ringed savior Johnny Depp
I am his soldier on the internet
I will defend his tainted name until my death

I'm not deranged I'm not obsessed
I'm not insane I'm just impressed
By his filmography, Mortdecai means so much to me
There's no chance he can be what they suggest

I'm won't go down without a fight
I've seen his films I know I'm right
In scissor man he wouldn't hurt a fly
I don't know why this is the hill I choose to die
I don't know why this is the hill I choose to die
I don't know why this is thе hill I choose to die

Depp!
Dеpp!
Depp!
Depp! Depp! Depp!
Depp Depp Depp Depp Depp Depp Depp Depp Depp Depp Depp Depp Depp Depp Depp Depp Depp Depp Depp Depp Depp Depp Depp Depp!
Depp! Depp! Depp!
Depp! Depp! Depp!

I carved his name into my chest
But accidentally misspelled "Depp"
Can't add the second P, so now it stands for deputy
That's right, I am the deputy of Depp
That's right, I am the deputy of Depp
That's right, I am the deputy of Depp
I'm the deputy of Depp
I'm the deputy of Depp
I'm the deputy of Depp
I'm the deputy of Depp
I'm the deputy of Depp
I'm the deputy of Johnny Depp on the internet

[Repeats, slowly fading out]
(I don't know why this is the hill we choose to die (ON!))