[Verse 1]
I used to think that life was a joke
I used to think that life was just clowning around
Either Batman beats my ass or I dance through the town
And I grow tired of the same old routine

And Gaga was a star on the screen
She drove to Gotham City in her limousine
She said "I'd love to be a part of this Joker scene"
I said "Gaga, take my hand because soon you're gonna be

[Chorus 1]
A Joker too"
We'll make the #1 film in the USA
We'll call it Joker 2
We'll be a laughin' and a dancin' all the do dah day
Singing "Ha-ha ha ha ha ha
Ha-ha ha ha ha ha
Ha-ha ha ha ha ha"
All the do dah day

[Verse 2]
In the opening scene Joker dies
Luckily a rising star from the Gremlins franchise
Steps in to save the day
He's gonna be the #1 joker in the USA
Yup. Desmond is
[Chorus 2]
A Joker too
Him and Lady Gaga gonna make it rain
Joker 2
They'll be making baby jokers all the do dah day
Singing "Haha-ha ha ha ha
Ha-ha ha ha ha ha
Ha-ha ha ha ha ha
Ha-ha ha ha ha ha"
Singing "Ha-ha ha ha ha ha
Ha-ha ha ha ha ha
Ha-ha ha ha ha ha"
All the do dah day