[Verse]
If you wanna be cool I'll show you how
Picking up trash is what it's all about
Keeping it clean makes the world go round
'Cause littering makes the earth frown
People that litter are not very nice
Pick up that trash or you're gonna pay the price
People that litter have bad family lives
People that litter smoke crack out the pipe
Why y'all litters always hatin'
Is it 'cause litterbugs suck off Satan?
Pick up that trash 'cause I ain't playin'
Fire of hell, that's what you'll be facing
People that recycle have ginormous dicks
People that litter have hepatitis
Throwing out the trash is hella lit
All you litterbugs make me sick
If you litter you'll grow up bitter
Your hole will close and you'll have no shitter
People that litter are trolls on Twitter
Every time you litter it's a high five to Hitler

[Outro]
Don't litter, Don't litter
Don't litter, Don't litter
Fo sho dat!