[Verse 1]
I go down to Logantown, look up Ruby Bates
Don't call the police, they won't help none
Two tons of turtle doves from out of state
Just tell her I sent you for the discount rate

[Verse 2]
My man with a moving van's looking for a job to do
He'll work for cheap but he'll change you
A blue eye on the left hand side, hazel on the right
He'll cut right through with a second sight

[Chorus]
But I work for free
And love is all I need
Yes, I work for free
'Cause love is all I need

[Verse 3]
Oh no, my swimming hole is full of turpentine
It's raining mud from a bad sky
I can help to clean this up, but I don't think I'm qualified
We need to find someone who can purify

[Verse 2]
But if you have a need of which you can't dеscribe
A feeling of the third kind
That's my specialty, that's еasy
We can draw up the plans, of a new design

[Chorus]
And I work for free
'Cause love is all I need
Yes, I work for free
And love is all I need

[Instrumental Outro]