[Verse 1]
Everyone I know is fucking scared of my reaction (Scared of my reaction)
Every point that's made ends in immediate retraction (Immediate retraction)
'Cause they know that I might stand up, hit 'em with the hatchet (Hit 'em with the hatchet)
Treat them cold as fuck, they're gonna wish they brought a jacket
Always blowing something so much bigger than a gasket (Bigger than a gasket)
Only know the aftermath of all my fits of passion (All my fits of passion)
If I can't find the brakes, I know I'll end up in a casket (End up in a casket)
But there's no guarantee my wheels can ever gain some traction
[Chorus]
I ain't got nobody being honest with me
Just like Frank said
My sanity is bound by a single thread
You left me a letter and I cried when I read
We both think it's best if I'm dead?
[Verse 2]
I'm blue in the face just like that bitch from Willy Wonka (Bitch from Willy Wonka)
My heart's beating out my chest, I think I need a doctor (Think I need a doctor)
If this is the end, I hope that God's willing to barter (God's willing to barter)
Wonder what it'd take to be remembered as a martyr
Catch me in the next life, babe, and maybe I'll be smarter (Maybe I'll be smarter)
Maybe I'll start looking at who's taking off my garter (Taking off my garter)
Someday on a Tuesday, I'll take you to Red Lobster (To the Red Lobster)
Nine months after that, I'm sure I'll be your baby father
[Chorus]
I ain't got nobody being honest with me
Just like Frank said
My sanity is bound by a—
You left me a letter and I cried when I read
We both think it's best if I'm dead?
[Verse 3]
I'm so fucking lonely, but I did it to myself (Did it to myself)
The devil has what's left of me, I'll see you all in Hell (See you all in Hell)
My girlfriend keeps on telling me I'm bad for her health
But that shit means nothing when I'm making her heart melt
Lately, I've been hanging out on my bathroom floor (On my bathroom floor)
I know I'm always losing, but who's really keeping score? (Who's really keeping score?)
Hate living in my skin, but maybe I'd like yours
I hate thinking 'bout what she's gon' see behind my closet door
[Chorus]
I ain't got nobody being honest with me
Just like Frank said
My sanity is bound by a single thread
You left me a letter and I cried when I read
We both think it's best if I'm dead?
