[Intro: HyperNovaPuma]
ESKRY, turn that shit up, man
Shut up, bitch

[Verse 1: Crispy Concords]
Took a pregnancy test on Easter
Thank God she ain't find no eggs
Got no wife, but I still rock beaters
That one went over they head

[Verse 2: Tranium]
Choppa go blow, gimme head now
Fuckin' a bitch with a slit in her brow
Up in the bank and they checkin' my account
Bow, bow, bow, bow

[Verse 3: HyperNovaPuma]
Big ol' ass, yeah, it's heavy
Shake that shit like it's jelly
Hold up, bitch, you kinda scary
Let's be friends, Matthew Perry

[Verse 4: Im Suda & Tranium]
Maple tree (Bitch)
Honey bee
I'm 'boutta sneeze (Achoo)
On my knees (Brr)
[Verse 5: Crispy Concords]
Took your girl on daylight savings
Call that a setback
Twitter took my verification
I'ma need my check back

[Verse 6: Whos Chaos]
Spill some shit on my jeans
I'm gonna need some OxiClean
Bring that bitch over here
She's gonna make sure that I gleam
Like a giveaway, ain't gonna get away
She suck so hard, I don't know the day
Bitch, you're like the air I breathe
Yo, ho, I'm 'bout to sneeze (Achoo)

[Verse 7: Tranium]
Real quick, gotta change the hook
Steppin' on you with my big foot
You got no gains, you a baby Groot
Shut the fuck up with your input

[Verse 8: Whos Chaos and Tranium]
On what? That pussy, like the gardens, that shit bushy
I got farmers on my land, givin' a hand to my bitch
I got apples in my trees, like a booger, they gotta pick (Ew)
Like some trading cards, cruise line, I got that shit on deck
Bow, bow, bow
[Verse 9: Crispy Concords]
DJ Khaled, T-Pain, bitch, we all win
30 rockin', Terrell Davis, let the bald win
Let's make a deal, call me Wayne Brady
Suckin' on tits like a lil' baby
She got a vice on my Dick, Cheney
Kissin' the boys like I'm Tom Brady (What?)
Hiroshima on 'em, they some lil' bombs
Quick to get the order wrong like they PEMDAS
Ain't fuckin' with pussy, allergic to kitty
Just moved to Austin, I'm runnin' the city
She told me I'm ugly, they told me I'm pretty
Don't need a girl, I got a committee
I'm throwin' a party, it might be a pity
Suckin' her toes, this little piggy
You keep it a hunnid, I keep it a fifty
Fuckin' my bro, make it a quickie

[Outro: Crispy Concords and HyperNovaPuma]
What the fuck did I—
This is why I can't freestyle, man
This is why I can't freestyle
ESKRY, turn that shit up, man
Shut up, bitch