[Intro]
We packin' diamond pistols

[Verse 1: Noel Miller]
Uh, baby, get low 'cause I already am
Staring through her skirt like I'm Superman
My hair add an inch, your boy Dapper Dan
I always look fit, I ain't gotta cram
Cut shorty off 'cause I'm short term
Controllin' my joystick, now it's your turn (Bitch)
I don't listen to her chirp, bro, that's your bird
Dudes bent out of shape 'cause they got curved
I could suck a titty while I'm standing up (woo)
Don't ever fucking tell me I ain't man enough (Little bitch)
Standing 5'8", voice 6'5" (Ooh)
Your whole whip cracking 'cause we're short guys

[Chorus: blackbear]
Hey-ey-ey, I'm 5 foot something but my bills all paid
On my tippy-toes from L.A. to the Bay
Going off the deep end, chill in the shallow
You don't need your heels, girl, just bring a towel
I'm five foot something and I'm royalty
Short king, mama, ayy
I'm five foot something and I'm royalty
Short king, mama, ayy
Ain't no "must be this tall to ride"
I'm a fun-sized, super nice guy
I'm five foot something and I'm royalty
Short king, mama, ayy, shorty
[Verse 2: Cody Ko]
All my shirt tags say XM (Extra)
Got girls saying I'm they best friend (Ah)
Pants not cuffed, they just hemmed
She all in my hotspot 'cause she tetherin'
Still stand tall, I don't need height
Usin' all my words, I ain't gotta fight (Bitch)
The glove only comes off at night
Give my shirt to her, bet it fit right
Stuntin' in my platform shoes (Yeah)
I serenade, you just built like a flute
In the airport lounge, sippin' free booze
In economy, still got leg room (Hahahaha)

[Chorus: blackbear]
Hey-ey-ey, I'm 5 foot something but my bills all paid
On my tippy-toes from L.A. to the Bay
Going off the deep end, chill in the shallow
You don't need your heels, girl, just bring a towel
I'm five foot something and I'm royalty
Short king, mama, ayy
I'm five foot something and I'm royalty
Short king, mama, ayy
Ain't no "must be this tall to ride"
I'm a fun-sized, super nice guy
I'm five foot something and I'm royalty
Short king, mama, ayy, shorty
[Outro Skit: Cody Ko and Noel Miller]
Welcome back to Short Kings Radio, now we're gonna hear from one of our listeners
Caller Number Five, you are on the air
Yo, I just wanna give a big shout out to TMG
Uh, that new shit, uh
Mhm
That shit got me laid
I'm 5'2" and, like, I've never had a song empower me as a Short King
Haha, okay
So I just wanna say, thank you TMG, thank you blackbear for getting me, uh, fucking laid dude
Uh, it was sick, dude, thank you
Thank you so much
Haha, well that's great to hear, caller, glad you got your dick wet
Next up, Halsey