[LIZZIE]
I'll buy myself a brand new dress
That's cut way down to here

[H.C., spoken]
Oh, Lizzie.

[LIZZIE]
I'll buy some dime-store diamonds
And pierce 'em through my ear

[H.C., spoken]
I'd like to see that.

[LIZZIE]
I'll paint my mouth a rosy red
I'll pour peroxide on my head —

(spoken)
Naw, I'm not doing that, no.

(sung)
I'll knock them poor ol' cowboys dead

[H.C., spoken]
Elizabeth...
[LIZZIE, spoken]
What, you don't believe me? Well, you just watch.

(sung)
I'll be so raunchy
Dancin' in my pink and green sateen
Feelin' like a queen
Wearin' Maybelline!

I'll be so raunchy
Gonna make them other gals turn green
Honky tonkin' every night
I'm a raunchy kind of gal

I'll be so raunchy
Sippin' Dr. Pepper mixed with booze
Burnin' like a fuse
Shakin' my caboose
I'll be so raunchy
Steppin' in my patent leather shoes

When the cowboys see me strut my stuff
Gonna crawl right on their haunches
'Cause they just can't seem to get enough
I'm a raunchy kind of gal
(spoken)
Woo! Look at you over there, aren't you handsome? Hi! Hi! How are you? Hello! Do you like my skirt? Aww, look at you! My name is Lily-Ann! Hey Paw, watch this, here I go! Wheeeeew! Haha!

(sung)
I'll be so raunchy
When I'm dancin' up and down the street
Of the county seat
Tippy tappin' feet

I'll be so raunchy
All the fellas think I'm mighty sweet
When the men folk see me shimmy by
Gonna break right out in shingles
'Cause I'm guaranteed to satisfy

I'm raunchy
I'm a raunchy
I'm a raunchy
Kind of
Gal