[JIM]
We get in the car
I step on the gas
I open ‘er up
A-travellin’ fast
I find us a spot
Where no one is at —
Then I reach across and grab her little red hat!

She’s startin’ to yell

[SNOOKIE yells]

[JIM]
I tell her to hush
She’s startin’ to run
And then with a rush
I fly through the air
I’m pinnin’ her flat
‘Cause I won’t go home without her little red hat!

[SNOOKIE]
My little red hat!

[JIM]
You gotta be big and strong.
[SNOOKIE]
You gotta be Master

[JIM]
Whenever you let her take the lead
You’re courtin’ disaster![JIM]
I’m holdin’ her close

I’m holdin’ her nice

I’m kissin' her once

I’m kissin' her twice

I’m talkin’ so sweet

And figurin’ that — 
[SNOOKIE]
He's holdin’ me close

He's holdin’ me nice

He's kissin' me once

(squeals)

He's talkin’ so sweet
And figurin’ that —[JIM]
Boy, I'm gonna reach the moon tonight!
Yes, I'm gonna climb the highest height!
And I wont go home without her little red hat!

[SNOOKIE]
My little red hat!

[JIM & SNOOKIE]
We’re lookin’ around to see
If someone can hear us
But Noah is nowhere to be seen
There’s nobody near us[JIM]
The stars in the sky

Are flickerin’ low

She’s startin’ to cry

And whattaya know?

With no one to help

I tell myself "whoa—!" 
[SNOOKIE]
The stars in the sky

They're flickerin’ low

(cries)

And whattaya know?

With no one to help[JIM]
Then I pick her up real tenderly

[SNOOKIE]
And he gives his elk’s tooth charm to me

[JIM]
And before you know, i’m cryin’ too

[SNOOKIE]
And I say, "go on, it’s up to you"

[JIM]
And all alone by myself
With nobody to guide me
I decided to stop
When i saw her beside me,
And I knew that I sure
Shouldn’t go any further then, and so:
I said "whoa!"
I said "whoa!"
And that’s how I got me a little red hat!