Gerard Alessandrini
Straight Guy’s Winter Prom
[LESLIE ODOM]
How does a whippersnapper, student of rap go on and on
Grow and get to tap into a phenomenon
Watch these obnoxious, arrogant, loud-mouthed tomcats
Get carried away when they walk into a prom that's
Full of pretty

[ALL]
Ladies

[LESLIE ODOM]
There are so many to deflower

[ALL]
Ladies

[DAVEED DIGGS]
Did we crash a baby shower?

[ALL]
Ladies

[LESLIE ODOM]
These guys are mostly straight
Martha Washington named her feral tomcats after 'em