[BERNADETTE PETERS]
Tickets
For a mis'rable woman
I need Hamilton tickets
Badly

[BERNADETTE PETERS (SPOKEN)]
Oh, thank ya, sir, thank ya! Wait a minute, these won't do, these are for Tuck Everlasting!

[BERNADETTE PETERS]
Hamilton's what I want a chair for!
And I'll go bare for even a half obstructed seat
Having a pair as rare as rubies
Look at my boobies
Hamilton puts me into heat
Tickets for an unemployed actress
Who nobody will kiss

[LIN MANUEL MIRANDA]
Hey, don't I know you, lady?
Bernadette Peters!

[BERNADETTE PETERS]
That's right, it's me, I'm Bernadette
And I've gone to dig trying to get a seat