(To the tune of “Prince Ali”)

FEMALE ENSEMBLE SOLOIST:
Make way for Disney cheer!
Say “hey,” “Aladdin”’s here!
Hey, clear the way, Mister “Lion King,”
And stop, “Mary Poppins,” get off your swing
It’s time you all closed, and got off that stage with haste!
Make way, bang your feet, meet this yummy treat
And you’re gonna love the taste!

MALE ENSEMBLE SOLOISTS:
Disney cheese, eager to please everyone’s family;
It’s a trend, never to end, permanently
Live children’s theatre today has grown up in a big way;
It’s now an Antoinette Perry nominee!
Disney cheese now guarantees customers nightly
Loud and bright, does it upright? Definitely!
Big corporations, say “hey,”
Fun family theatre can pay
So who’s the new Fannie Mae? Why, Disney cheese!
We’ve got bold dripping caves made of stucco
We’ve got baubles and bangles and bling;
We’ve got colors to make you yell “yuck-o,”
Our content is nil, but wait until
We wiggle around and sing!