"From the rooftop she came, and pulled out her cellphone..."
(W-wait, who's this email from!!? Who's wrote this!? Who's wrote this!? WHO COULD THAT BE!?)
"I am... MIDORI GURINUUU!"

Wait---
YANDERE DEV YANDERE DEV!
Tell me, why won't you answer any of my emails?!
I put a lot of effort into writing this!
Whatever, I'll just send you another one! kay?
Mi~mi~mi~ Mi~mi~mi~ Midori!
Mi~mi~mi~ Mi~mi~mi~ Midori!
Mi~mi~mi~ Mi~mi~mi~ Midori!
Gurin~Gurin~Gurin~ Midori!

It's looking like a nice day! My receptions OK!
Emailing~ Emailing~ my favorite Yandere
(dev)
Gotta ask him questions! Give him my suggestions!
"YandereDev YandereDev, why don't you just--"
(stop)

Maybe I should send four, I can always send more~
Emailing~ Emailing~ Sending them your way!
You think I'm annoying, it's really disappointing--
"YandereDev! You'll regret this!!!"
Emailing~ Emailing~
I just wanna know why I still don't have a routine?
Emailing~
Till I know you've seen--
WAIT

"What? I'm not connected to the WiFi?!"
"None of my emails sent!?!?!"
"Let's try again! YANDEREDEV YANDEREDEV!"

Midori's been wondering~ When will you start responding?
(Midori's been wondering~ When will you start responding?!)
I'm asking valid things!
Like how to beat a yandere who's killing everything!!!

Midori's trying her best! Maybe you can give it a rest?
(Midori's trying her best! Really, you can put this to rest!)
I simply want to know:
"Yanderedev, When are you gonna make me a rival?"
Maybe if I send one more, then you'll finally respond~

"One, two! One more time!! Go!"
Mi~mi~mi~ Mi~mi~mi~ Midori!
Mi~mi~mi~ Mi~mi~mi~ Midori!
Mi~mi~mi~ Mi~mi~mi~ Midori!
Gurin~Gurin~Gurin~ Midori!