[Verse 1]
I got a story that I gotta tell
About this chick so thick she makes my eyes swell
Met her, last year about late December
I forget 'cause I was too drunk to remember her
Funny story yo' I was sipping on some Henny when I saw her from across the floor
Like damn she's so fine, like a shiny dime
What I gotta do to make her mine?
So, I got jiggy with it, I took another shot
So I got mind beneath the juice and under the booze kickin' in
I started getting red 'cause I'm an Asian and I'm ready to kill it
'Cause I got the confidence of a cat with nine lives
I don't really care if I die
I'ma do meat 'till my blood's dry
Make you cum so good makes you cry

[Chorus]
So tell me if you're down with that
I'm in love with pretty women, baby, I swear that's a fact
And, if you wanna have a fucking good time
Put your body on my body watch our souls just intertwine

[Verse 2]
I pray she don't kiss and tell
'Cause I don't want nobody saying that she mine
I can only love her 'till it's half-past nine
And the light don't shine, drinking (?)
I'ma motherfucker (?)
(?)
Now it's spent every week in the arms of another
All my summer, ass beat by the last chick's bother
But I don't mind 'cause I do what I do
I don't give a fuck if I'm beat like I'm blue
All that matters is to me is that you (?)
In your nice black dress and high heels too
'Cause baby (?) like a honeydew
So sweet, imagine all the things I do to you
I'd say (?)
So we can do all the things that you wanna do

[Outro]
I mean, not to get so vulgar, but
It's a man world, but pussy makes the world go 'round
I shower everyday, man, I dress nicely and I smell good
(?)
That's just how I see it, you know what I mean?