Oh yeah, I'm a nightmare
And you’re my dream come true
No matter where I go
All roads lead just to you
Yeah, I'm a nightmare. Yeah!

Oh yeah, I'm a nightmare
But you know that I love you
And that you can count on me to be true
I know you know that I know
I’m a pain in the ass sometimes
But I promise, I'm working on that too

I'd never write a stupid poppy love song
For anybody but you
I just might call you 'Boo'
And if you should die before me
Promise you'll haunt me
Leave the cupboard doors open
Every morning so I know you're there
And that you care

Yeah, I'm a nightmare
And you’re my dream come true
No matter where I go
All roads lead just to you
Yeah, I’m a nightmare. Yeah!