There isn't anything I wouldn't do for you
Except the one thing that you want me to
We went across the mighty Rio Grande
And saw Disneyland and the sea, you and me
But there's one thing I'll never do
Not even for you, not even for you
Not even for you

I'm not going to Salt Lake City
I'm not going to Salt Lake City
I'm not going to Salt Lake City

There isn't anything I wouldn't do for you
Except to walk among the Osmond crew
I know you're planning for a latter day
And you can't betray what you know, in Provo
But there's one less town on the globe
And if you must go there you're going alone
Not even for you, not even for you
Not even for you

I'm not going to Salt Lake City
I'm not going to Salt Lake City
I'm not going to Salt Lake City
Even if they tell me I can stay
Even if they resurrect my brain
I don't wanna go there, I don't wanna go insane
I'm not pure and I'm not pretty
And I'm not going to Salt Lake City
I'm not living in Hello Kitty
And I'm not going to Salt Lake City
I'm not...
Oh no, well I'm not...
Yeah yeah, well I'm not...
Oh no, well I'm not...