[Intro: Kyle Rencher]
I just went poop, and that shit be lookin’ like
A big black dick comin’ out my ass

[Verse 1: Kyle Rencher]
Yeah, I just pulled up to the local cocaine store
I tried to purchase a gun
Then, he said if I suck his dick, he’ll give me a free bag of cocaine
Next thing I know, I’m walkin’ out with a free bag of cocaine, bitches
Yeah, I got cocaine, boutta snort it
Get the weed, then imma smoke it
So much, got the coke, got the coke
I be gettin so much coke, I be gettin’ the money
Then, I’m gonna snort it up in a strip club
Because I’m really cool, yeah

[Chorus: Kyle Rencher]
Gotta go to the drug storе to get some drugs, yeah
I makе my money selling placebos
People wanna kill me for not selling real ones
But I don’t care, I make my money
Gotta go to the drug store to get some drugs, yeah
I make my money selling placebos
People wanna kill me for not selling real ones
But I don’t care, I make my money
Gotta go to the drug store to get some drugs, yeah
I make my money selling placebos
People wanna kill me for not selling real ones
But I don’t care, I make my money
[Verse 2: Kyle Rencher]
Wait, bitch, pull up to the drug store and I mean business
I got so mischievous drugs on me it is incomprehensible
So evil I sell soap instead of cocaine
Never been caught by the cops so I’m good
Gettin’ so much money for makin’ dumb people snort soap
Go on to a social platform and take advantage of the stupid people by snorting iron nails
I sell my drugs at night
Stolen straight from my friends kitchen
I steal drugs (fake ones)
Sell ‘em to my drug addicted sheep and watch em overdose on soapg
They all die from tide pod powder (oof)
Marketing crayons as hallucinogenics (it works)
My customers will ingest anything
Put heroin in candy and sell it to children (oh my god)
Yeah this town ain’t safe
I make drugs up in my house
Mix up liquid x, put that shit up in my enemies drink (oh my god)
I know I’m evil, that is why I do these things
Give my dumb kid meth, now I’m going to jail
If I don’t bring drugs there, we’ll then I failed
Putting drugs up in the kale

[Chorus: Kyle Rencher]
Gotta go to the drug store to get some drugs, yeah
I make my money selling placebos
People wanna kill me for not selling real ones
But I don’t care, I make my money
Gotta go to the drug store to get some drugs, yeah
I make my money selling placebos
People wanna kill me for not selling real ones
But I don’t care, I make my money
[Interlude: Kyle Rencher, (Korean Comic)]
(Hello, everybody)
Gotta go to the drug store to get some drugs, yeah
(It’s the Asian)
I make my money selling placebos (from ohio)
People wanna kill me for not selling real ones (what, what, what, what)
But I don’t care, I make my money (what, what, what, what)

[Verse 3: Korean Comic]
I love Kim Jong-Un
I want to suck his foot
Sucky, sucky, ooh, yeah, yeah
He's my daddy, Kim Jong-Un
Yeah, he make me feel so good
I just love my big fat dude
Yeah, yeah
I need the lube
'Cause my leader's in the mood
Yeah, yeah
He got the morning wood
So I please him like I should
Yeah, I love my Kim Jong-Un
Yeah, yeah

[Chorus: Kyle Rencher]
Gotta go to the drug store to get some drugs, yeah
I make my money selling placebos
People wanna kill me for not selling real ones
But I don’t care, I make my money
[Bridge: Kyle Rencher, (Kaydence Kuhns)]
Hah, you thought this was gonna be another chorus?
But guess what? this is gonna be another terrible freestyled verse by me
Ha, worse than the first verse, let’s go (kyl—)
Well, I guess this is supposed to be that one interlude, where I say some weird stuff
But, honestly, I’m not entirely sure what to say except for uh
This is just a song about selling drugs
But yeah, I sell drugs, alright?
As you could probably tell from the song
So, yeah that’s all I really had to say, I guess

[Chorus: Kyle Rencher]
Gotta go to the drug store to get some drugs, yeah
I make my money selling placebos
People wanna kill me for not selling real ones
But I don’t care, I make my money
Gotta go to the drug store to get some drugs, yeah
I make my money selling placebos
People wanna kill me for not selling real ones
But I don’t care, I make my money
Gotta go to the drug store to get some drugs, yeah
I make my money selling placebos
People wanna kill me for not selling real ones
But I don’t care, I make my money