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Ethan, you stinky nonce
Why don't you shower for once?
Who gassed you up to wear a vest?
We don't want to see your pasty fat chest
JJ, Logan is gonna lamp you
And I'm gonna have to get a Maverick tattoo
Your boxing skills are not gonna get you far
I saw AnEsonGib nearly beat you in a spar
He's a fat little man, he's not Logan Paul
And unlike you, he's over 6 foot tall
He'll punch you in the face, he'll punch you in the clinch
Tobi's dick is about three inches
Miniminter sat next to me
Have you ever seen a human that lanky
Josh, I don't know what to say
It's just a shame that your hair's going gray
He'll have a heart attack soon, someone get a nurse
He'll have to do a carpool karaoke in a hearse
Moving on to Vik, he likes kids
Deji can't box he's a big phony
Calfreezy looks like my little pony
FouseyTUBE has no hair on his head
RiceGum's channel is dead
I don't think there's anyone else left to par
So please pull over, let me get out the car