[Verse 1: Wynne]
Something innocent about it
Silly wouldn’t think I’d give a little bit of doubt but
It’s been a long six months, I get tough
Then brush the rust off of my thoughts but I’m stuck
In a bucket of dumpster trash and sayings like I wish I was…
I wish I was better..I wish I was more clever…
I wish I wasn’t wishing cause I’m still sick of this rainy weather
I wish I was, I wish I had
I wish that I could tolerate the circumstances at hand
You're all stupid, 8 months ago I wasn't saying that
Crap about judging others and letting others get me mad so…
Who am I? If you are you and he is he?
Because if I am I then who the heck am I supposed to be? (Me remember?)
I haven’t slept in...so long
Napping unintentionally in place of writing a song
Feeling fricken narcoleptic rest in peace to my message of positivity
Pessimistic, narcoleptic, procrastinating, woe is me
I’m a chump in a dump taking these lumps bumping—
Semi-sappy sad but happy melancholy songs
Trying to get out of this haze, malaise, depression whatever its called
Still playing two people trying to catch myself when I fall
Who the frick is Wynne and where’d she go? (I don’t know)
Usually I’m watching YouTube, or refreshing twitter though. (Oh)
If that’s what I’ve become, then I’m dumb
Sorry for the lack of better words I could say:
Runaway quitter lazy complaining hater, is that okay?
How do I rhyme, how do I rap?
How do I do anything if all I do is nap? (good question)
All I do is cry, all I do is ask myself why
All I do is not look for the answer like goodbye, no. (No wait come back)
I don’t think I’m ready to be done. (oh good)
I don’t think I’m ready to admit that I’m not the one. (Wait Wynnie slow down)
I don’t think I’m ready for Monday, I don’t think I’m ready for now
I don’t think I’m ready to keep putting myself down
I don’t think I’m ready to be ready to face the world at all
I don’t think my arms are ready to catch me when I fall
I don’t think I’m ready to talk to any of my friends
The only thing I think I may be ready for is the end, so thats the end

[Chorus]
Because what am I? I'm a chump
I'm a chump. I'm a chump. X2

I'm a chump, she's a chump, he's a chump too
There's a chump, heres a chump, who's a chump? You

Because what am I? I'm a chump
I'm a chump. I'm a chump

[Outro]
That's not funny Wynnie
Because I'm a chump...
No you're not
I'm just a chump...
You're just not a chump okay? You're not a chump
Let's go get a milkshake
What?
You know, like a milkshake