[Intro: The Dolan Twins]
Who are you helping by bringing someone down?
Are you going to feel good about yourself when all the drama dies down and the numbers are gone?

[Interlude: Casper Lee]
Damn
What's with all this negativity on YouTube right now?
What happened to the massive orgy we used to have every year at VidCon?
It's time to hit the like button on compliments
It's time to subscribe to each other's feelings
It's time for diss tracks to become not mean

[Verse 1: Casper Lee]
We should stop the dissing, we should share a hug! (Share a hug!)
It's obvious that y'all just do it for the subs! (For the subs!)
I'ma keep it positive and show some love! (Show some love!)
Shower you in compliments, go get a tub! (Braa-braa!)
Like Jake Paul, got more hits than baseball
Taking 30% of Team 10, well, you deserve more (Yah)
You should take more, then you can donate more
Talkin' 'bout your charity work shows you're not an A-hole
And KSI, such a clever guy (yuh)
Moved from YouTube to music by doing raps with Rice
It's no surprise, their rent was on the rise
So smart to start some fake beef so the Sidemen could survive (Brrraah)
And Deji, you're so fuckin' edgy
Your racist, sexist rants make freedom of speech look so sexy
Your raps are cold, your statements are so bold
You're such a great role model for the nation's five-year-olds (Ya-ya)
[Interlude: Casper Lee & Conor Maynard]
Damn
All of this love is makin' me so hard right now
So hard, we got Conor Maynaaaard
Ayy, ayy, ayy, ayy, yeah

[Verse 2: Conor Maynard]
Ten milli' views in a week
You do that shit in your sleep
You are so talented, cheers to your management
Hopin' this isn't your peak
Your music ain't got any flaws
I wanna cover you all
But copyright strikes and too many dislikes got me feelin' so scared of Jake Paul
Makin' so much money, you should buy a Lambo
But you never show off your cars, so we'd never know
Materialistic, you're not
And all of your girlfriends are hot
So clearly, they're in love with the person you are and not all of the things that you got

[Outro: Casper Lee, Conor Maynard & PewDiePie]
Oh, shit
Caspar? Is that...?
How's it goin', bros? My name is PewDiePie
I think it is
No, no, NOOO!!