[Intro]
I was sitting on the tube today
On the journey over here
I was bored and playing on my phone
When I had a good idea

[Verse 1]
Get some wood, and get some breezeblocks
Get some panels made of glass
Put them all on top of one another in the garden
Tie this jumprope onto the swings
And make a massive catapult
You get the pigs, I'll get the birds
Let's play Angry Birds!

[Verse 2]
It turns out playing Angry Birds
In real life is nowhere near
As fun as I thought it would be,
It gets rather messy!
Most of them went in the neighbour's garden
Some of them splattered on their house
You get the bin bags, I'll get the spade
Best clean up these birds!

[Bridge / Outro]
Wait a minute
Where did you get those pigs from
Where did you get those pigs from
How did you make them green?
Best clean up these pigs!