If a potato
Got into government
The world would change
And if that potato
Became Prime Minister
It would be more than strange, it would be

Horrible (horrible)
Horrible (horrible)
Horrible, it would be
Horrible (horrible)
Horrible (horrible)
Horrible

Prime Minister's Questions
The Leader of the Opposition
Asks what the Prime Minister's going to do
Slow zoom in on the potato
Cut to the Leader of the Opposition
Asking him again
What the prime minister's going to do
Cut to the potato
See, it would be

Horrible (horrible)
Horrible (horrible)
Horrible, and it would be
Disastrous (horrible)
Disastrous (horrible)
Horrible
Montage of the potato in various situations where you'd expect to see a Prime Minister

[Asking the audience multiple times] What was in your montage?

That is the end of the song