Poor James Bond
Got himself into a bit of a pickle
Poor James Bond
Made a mistake and the baddies won
Poor James Bond
Got himself into a bit of a pickle
Poor James Bond
Because he couldn't think of a pun
He shot a woman in the face and stood there for an hour

Poor James Bond
Eventually got out a thesaurus
Poor James Bond
But he still couldn't think of a pun
Poor James Bond
Completely forgot to finish the mission
Bad James Bond
Don't ever do that again