Videos, all about videos
Yep, I'm talking about videos
As in VHS (yeah!), real videos

None of this
Clunky clunky, press the thing in the middle
How d'you get this thing out

None of this
Careful holdy, finger-through-the-hole-dy
Don't put your fingers on the disk

Videos, all about videos
Yep, I'm talking about videos
As in VHS (yeah!), real videos

None of this
Play the movie, don't play the movie
Episodes, audio options, subtitles, no subtitles, and extras

None of this
Can you tilt the screen, nope bit further
Perfect... Ssh, is that the loudest it can go?
It's starting to run slowly, I don't think it's meant to do that
Ooh
Videos, all about videos
Yep, I'm talking about videos
As in VHS (yeah!), real videos

I recorded a film off the TV and I ran out of tape about halfway through
And now, every time I watch that video, I can never quite remember the exact bit of the film where it abruptly ends, but I have a vague idea of the bit of the film it is, and I always watch it with a significantly increased heart rate in order to ready myself for the always scary ordeal of someone's dialogue being cut off by an unwelcome and unexpected throw back into reality accompanied by the sound of my precious film rewinding before my eyes

Videos, all about videos
Yep, I'm talking about videos
As in VHS (yeah!), real videos