Moon chavs
Chavs on the moon
In a Burberry spaceship
Chavs on the moon

Wouldn't the world be much better today
If all chavs were miles and miles away
Where there's far more craters than wankers and thugs
Nothing but each other and Clangers to mug

Moon chavs
Chavs on the moon
In a Burberry spaceship
Chavs on the moon

What would they do there? Nobody knows
But who'd care anyway if every chav goes
To where there's no KFC, no McD's, no high street
Nothing but moon cheese and Clangers to eat

Moon chavs
Chavs on the moon
In a Burberry spaceship
Chavs on the moon