I really like the word "trousers"
It's a word I'm going to sing a song about
In America they never say "trousers"
They say "pants" and I believe they're missing out
Just try it, "trousers", get your mouth around it
Trousers, trousers, what a funny sound
It can make you happy and I'll show you how
Sing trousers trousers trou
-sers

I really like the word trousers
It's an underrated very funny word
When you use it to mean anything other than trousers
It's surprising and hilarious and absurd
That film was trousers, here's another one
That'll cost twelve trousers - whee, it's loads of fun
I've persuaded every single one of you now
Sing trousers, trousers, trou