I am the procrastinator
Make way for me
I will do everything
Eventually

But first I'll fold my clothes and pile them up in order so the largest thing is on the floor
And then I'll take my phone and get rid of the messages that I don't need anymore
I'll make a numbered list of things I have to do
Sit long on the toilet, even though I don't need to
Build a playing card tower
Have a power shower
Bite my nails, pick my nails
Doing nothing never fails

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I am the procrastinator
Make way for me
I will do everything
Eventually

But first I'll go outside and get a bit of exercise by riding around on my bike
And then I'll go next door and spend hours talking to the guy that I don't even like
I'll take my posters down and put them up again
Go on my computer, log on MSN
MSN
MSN
Who said MSN...?

If you go on MSN, a terrible thing will happen to you
You will sit and stare for hours, and people you don't like will talk to you

Don't go on MSN (Don't go on MSN)
Don't go on MSN (Don't go on MSN)
Don't go on MSN (Don't go on MSN)
Don't go on MSN

They say hi, you say hi back, they say how are you?
You say good thanks, how are you?
They say fine thanks
And you'll say nothing else all afternoon

Don't go on MSN (Don't go on MSN)
Don't go on MSN (Don't go on MSN)
Don't go on MSN (Don't go on MSN)
Don't go on MSN