Never watch a documentary about Boris Johnson
Before you go to bed
'Cause you'll have a nightmare about Boris Johnson
"Ah, Boris Johnson!" in my head

I was standing alone in my oldschool playground
Purple leaves blowing everywhere
All my teeth started falling out
And Boris Johnson was standing there
Then i found myself in a game of Tetris
Pieces landing ontop of me
I tried to escape, but i couldn't move
Boris Johnson was watching me

Never watch a documentary about Boris Johnson
Before you hit the hay
Cause you'll have a nightmare about Boris Johnson
"Ah, Boris Johnson!" go away

Then i was attacked by a swarm of babies
All with a hole where their face should be
Ground dissapeared and i started falling
Went so dark that i couldn't see
And then i was ontop of a giant record
Trying to run from the needle's eye
The universe turned inside out
Boris Johnson stood idly by
Never watch a documentary about Boris Johnson
Before you hit the sack
Cause you will have a nightmare about Boris Johnson
"Ah, Boris Johnson!" don't come back