[Verse 1}
Take the time when you can to fiddle with your balls
Fiddle with your balls, fiddle with your balls
If you're alone, and a man have a fiddle with your balls
Fiddle with your, fiddle with your balls

This is serious!

[Verse 2]
Check to see that everything is all correct
If there is anything you find that you did not expect
You should go and see the doctor and he'll have it checked
Get there early in the day before it shuts
Men are dying every day because their cells mutate!
Fathers up with sons and brothers meet a terrible fate

But if you treat it early it might not be too late
You'll be grateful that you fiddled with your nuts!

When you watch this video fiddle with your balls
Fiddle with your balls, fiddle with your balls
Tell your friends to watch the video and fiddle with their balls
Fiddle, fiddle, fiddle with their balls, balls, balls, balls

[Verse 3]
You should fiddle with your balls to avoid the worst
If you fiddle someone else's ask permission first!
Fiddle, fiddle, fiddle, fiddle with you baaaaaaaaaaallls
[Bec Hill]
Do you mind?