You should never get drunk
And ride a bike
You should never get drunk
And ride a bike
I've done it before
I know what it's like
You should never get drunk
And ride a bike

You should never get drunk
And drive a bus
You should never get drunk
And drive a bus
I did it on the way here
It caused quite a fuss
You should never get drunk
And drive a bus

You should never get drunk
And build a shed
You should nevеr get drunk
And build a shed
My brother did it last yеar
And now he's gay
You should never get drunk
And build a shed