Ladies and gentlemen: my friend Phil!

Round and around, and around, and around
Round and around, and around, and around
And around and around, and around, and around
Spirograph!

Round and around, and around, and around
Round and around, and around, and around
And around and around, and around, and around
Spirograph!

Round and around, and around, and around
Round and around, and around, and around
And around and around, and around, and around
Spirograph!
My friend Phil!

This guy at the front's pissing me off
Can everyone point at him and say:
Neil!
Neil!
Neil!