[Chorus]
I am the procrastinator, make way for me
I will do everything eventually

[Verse]
But first I'll fold my clothes and pile them up in order
So the largest thing is on the floor
And then I'll take my phone
And get rid of the messages that I don't need anymore
I'll make a numbered list of things I have to do
Sit long on the toilet, even though I don't need to

[Pre-Chorus]
Build a playing card tower
Have a power shower
Bite my nails, pick my nails
Doing nothing never fails
La la la la la la, la la la la
Laa la la la la la, la la la la la la

[Chorus]
I'm the procrastinator, make way for me
I will do everything eventually

[Verse]
But first I'll go outside and get a bit of exercise
By riding around on my bike
And then I'll go next door and spend hours
Talking to the guy that I don't even like
I'll take my posters down and put them up again
Go on my computer, log on MSN
[Part 2 Bridge]
MSN
MSN
Who said MSN?

[Part 2 Verse]
If you go on MSN
A terrible thing...
A terrible thing will happen to you
You will sit and stare for hours
And people you don't like will talk to you

[Part 2 Chorus]
Don't go on MSN
Don't go on MSN
Don't go on MSN
Don't go on MSN

[Part 2 Verse]
They say "Hi"
You say "Hi" back
They say "How are you?"
You say "Fine thanks, how are you?"
They say "Fine thanks"
And you'll say nothing else all afternoon
[Part 2 Chorus]
Don't go on MSN
Don't go on MSN
Don't go on MSN
Don't go on MSN

[Part 3 Pre-Chorus]
Build another tower
Have another shower
Paint my nails, eat my nails
Doing nothing never fails
La la la la la la la, la la la la
Laa la la la la la la, la la la la la la

[Part 3 Chorus]
I am the procrastinator, make way for me
I will do everything, eventually

[Tuning]
Won't be long
Is that OK?
OK