Jay Foreman
Calypso (Live at Woodstock 2006)
[Verse]
On a lovely school trip the teachers come along
It's time for refreshments but something has gone wrong
The teachers brought a couple pots with things in
Is that what I think it is?

[Chorus]
Calypso, calypso
Get that filthy drink away from me
Calypso, calypso
Water, sugar and E163
Calypso, calypso
Poison in a carton, child abuse
Calypso, calypso
Curiously orange plastic juice

[Verse]
The cup is corrugated, the straw is red and thin
But which is the sharp end so I can put it in?
I guess the first taste isn't quite so bad
But plastic waits at the end

[Chorus]
Calypso, calypso
Get that filthy drink away from me
Calypso, calypso
Water, sugar and E163
Calypso, calypso
Poison in a carton, child abuse
Calypso, calypso
Curiously orange plastic juice
Calypso, calypso
Med in Hemmal Hemster, did you know?
Calypso, calypso
Not to be confused with calypo
Calypso, calypso
Should be banned from all the schools today
Calypso, calypso

[Outro]
Come to think of it
Do they still make it anyway?

Thank you