RICKY:
YOU MIGHT SEE BEFORE YOU
AN ORDINARY MAN
HA! AN EARTHLY ILLUSION
ALL A PART OF THE COSMIC PLAN

YES, LONG AGO, THEY VISITED
THOSE OTHERS FROM OUTER SPACE
INFORMED ME I’M THE CHOSEN ONE
TO SAVE THE ZOLARIAN RACE!

It’s true. Listen...

NOEL/MISCHA AS ALIENS:
RICKY, WE ARE A DISTANT GALAXY
A GALAXY GREATLY IN NEED
OF YOUR GROOVE, YOU KINK-O-MATIC POWERS
YES WE NEED YOUR FREAK–TASTIC SEED

RICKY:
THEY TOOK ME THEN, TO THEIR DAUGHTERS' REALM
THE LAND OF THE KITTY CAT STAR
I KNOW YOU’VE HEARD THE LEGENDS OF

RICKY AND CHOIR:
THE SEXY CAT WOMEN FROM ZOLAR!
(Cat noises)

CONSTANCE/JANE/OCEAN:
MEOW
MEOW

CONSTANCE (sexy pleading):
Make love to me, Ricky

RICKY:
What?

CONSTANCE/JANE/OCEAN:
MEOW
MEOW

RICKY:
Okay

OCEAN:
But there's one more small thing. Won't you please help save our galaxy-

CONSTANCE AND OCEAN:
Ricky?

RICKY:
Sure
RICKY:
WHAT WOULD YOU DO IN MY PLACE?
A MERE MORTAL MAN?
WITH THE FATE OF A GALAXY BEFORE YOU
MILLIONS OF LIVES IN YOUR HAND?

THE NAUGHTY DAUGHTERS OF THE REALM
ALL HUNGRY FOR MY CHI
YOU’D NEVER GUESS THE ROLE I PLAYED
IN ZOLARIAN HISTORY!

I’M JUST A SWINGIN’...
SPACE AGE...
BACHELOR MAN

Let's dance, kitties

[Instrumental]

TRACKED RICKY (TRACKED CONSTANCE, JANE, OCEAN):
(Meow)
Meow
(Meow)
Meow
(Meow)
Meow
(Meow)
Meow
(Meow)
Meow
(Meow)
Meow
(Meow)
TRACKED FOURSOME:
Meow, meow meow meow, meow!

RICKY:
It gets weird now

NOEL/MISCHA AS ALIENS:
RICKY, YOU’VE LAIN WITH OUR DAUGHTERS
YOU’RE OUR HERO, OUR SAVING GRACE
BUT NOW THERE IS A NEW CHALLENGE
FOR ZOLARIA TO FACE...

RICKY:
FOR THEY’RE AT WAR WITH K-9
COUNT DOG-U-LOUS, THAT SON OF A BITCH!

CHOIR (Except Jane):
THAT SON OF A BITCH!

RICKY:
THE GENERALS ARE ALL STANDING BY

RICKY AND CHOIR (Except Jane):
TELL US RICKY, SHOULD WE PULL THE SWITCH?

CONSTANCE/JANE/OCEAN:
MEOW
MEOW

RICKY:
Oh my goodness, what have I gotten myself into?!

CONSTANCE/OCEAN:
MEOW
MEOW

RICKY:
Why are they asking me? I’m a lover, not a fighter! I thought I told them:

I’M JUST A SWINGIN’...
SPACE AGE...
BACHELOR MAN

So I told them

"I AM JUST A MAN
"A SPACE AGE MAN, THAT’S ALL I AM
"BUT I WANNA HOLD YOUR HANDS
"ALL YOUR HANDS
"AS WE MAKE LOVE TONIGHT

"OH, I HAVE NO DESIRE TO RULE THE GALAXY
"OH, TO HOLD YOU CLOSE
"IS ENOUGH FOR ME
"MAKING LOVE IN ZERO GRAVITY-Y-Y-Y! WOAH!"
HEY!

CHOIR (repeating):
MAKIN’ LOVE
MAKIN’ LOVE
MAKIN’ LOVE
ON JUST LOVE ZOLAR!

RICKY:
ZOLAR! WOO!

CHOIR (repeating):
MAKIN’ LOVE
MAKIN’ LOVE
MAKIN’ LOVE
ON JUST LOVE ZOLAR!

RICKY:
UH!
I'VE GOT TO
I'VE GOT TO MAKE

YOU’RE MY CATNIP. YOU’RE THE MOST...
YOU’RE SUCH A PRETTY, GRITTY KITTY
I WANNA BE, YOUR SCRA-HATCHIN’ POST
LET ME BE, LET ME BE, LET ME BE...!

CHOIR (repeating):
MAKIN’ LOVE
MAKIN’ LOVE
MAKIN’ LOVE
ON JUST LOVE...!

RICKY (spoken):
And they listened. And they heard my message, for I was singing notes that only cats or cat people could hear. A G#, 5 octaves above middle C

[Almost inaudibly high note.]

Incredible. Peace was restored. I guess that’s what happens...

WHEN YOU'RE A SWINGIN'...
SPACE AGE...
Bachelor Man

SO I CAME BACK TO EARTH
TO SHOW YOU THE WAY
TO LEAD YOU PRETTY PEOPLE
TO A BRIGHTER DAY

WE CAN SAVE THE WHOLE GALAXY
WITH LOVE FROM THE HEART!
AND SEXY CAT LADIES THAT, THAT, THAT'S WHERE WE'LL START!

YES, I CAME BACK TO THIS ROCK!
WITH MY LOVE AND MY SEED!
LADIES, YOU GOT WHAT I WANT!
AND YOU KNOW I’VE GOT WHAT YOU NEED!

CAUSE I’M A SWINGING!
SPACE AGE!
BRA-BA-BA-BA-BACHELOR MAN!

CHOIR:
BACHELOR MAN!

TRACKED CHOIR:
Meow!