OCEAN:
What I did there is exactly what you shouldn’t do in this competition. You guys know I love you!

(to MISCHA)

Mischa, I love you! I even pretended to believe in your imaginary fiancé!

MISCHA:
She is not my imaginary fiancé, she is my real fiancé - on my telephone

OCEAN:
I even celebrate your culturally engrained alcoholism... I mean the only reason you're in the choir is because you stole three boxes of communion wine

MISCHA:
It was my cousin's birthday...
(proudly)
In my country it is sacred tradition to take drink on birthday!

OCEAN:
Your cousin was in grade four. He had to get his stomach pumped

(to NOEL)

Noel, I love you! You challenged my preconceived notion that all gay dudes are fun to be around!

(NOEL looks directly at the audience shaking his head bemused)
(desperately, to RICKY)

Ricky, I love you! I got you into the choir, even thought you couldn't talk and were like super sick and made everyone feel sorry for us

(tearfully)

Accessibility for all!

RICKY:
Yeah, then I rode that roller coaster... Thanks

OCEAN:
(to JANE)

And her

(dripping with contempt)

So even that thing gets a vote tonight, huh? But I love her! My song was a cautionary tale of hubris—you guys know I love you!

(angry)

I LOVE YOU! I LOVE YOU! I freakin' love YOU OKAY! So for my real number I'm going to sing about how much I love you guys... This song is simply called "I Love You, Guys"

OCEAN:
I LOVE YOU GUYS-
(The follow spot swings over to NOEL.)

NOEL:
(To the heavens)
Oh, by the dead, withered, gossamer balls of Liberace, make her stop!