[Intro: Voice 1, (Voice 2), Voice 3, Collective]
Fuck, marry, kill!
Umm, an army of Furbies that won't stop chanting the Lord's prayer
(A can of rigatoni on the street)
Umm, going over to a friend's house for a sleepover for the first time
And their Dad wants them to pop a cyst on his back
But they're really squeamish and faint
But he's in a lot of pain so you have to do it
Papa
One, two, three, four!

[Chorus]
Nice nice, so you a virgin? Nice nice
What color are your panties?
Nice nice, so you a virgin? Nice nice
What color are your panties?
What would you do with me if I was there with you right now?
What would you do with me if I was there with you right now?
Ah!
Nice nice, so you a virgin? Nice nice
What color are your panties?
Nice nice, so you a virgin? Nice nice
What color are your panties?
What would you do with me if I was there with you right now?
Ah-ha-ha
What would you do with me if I was there with you right now?
Ah!
[Interlude]
Nice nice, are you a virgin? Nice nice
Are you touching yourself?
Oh, yeah! Are you a virgin? Nice nice
Oh, I've got a couple questions!

[Verse]
Hey girl, it's such a shame you got your parents home
But we can just Netflix and chill until you're all alone
Oh, you're out with your friends? Are you a lesbian?
If I was with you would you, like, start making out with them?
Shave your pubes in the shape of my initials
Take your shirt off, let me see your lady nipples
Oh, baby, I like 'em thick
I need a big fat ass for my ten-foot dick
Ah!

[Chorus]
Nice nice, so you a virgin? Nice nice (Nice nice)
(Are you horny?) What color are your panties?
Nice nice, so you a virgin? Nice nice
What color are your panties?
Nice nice, so you a virgin? Nice nice (What would you do with me?)
One more time! (What would you do with me?)
Nice nice, so you a virgin? Nice nice
What color are your panties?
[Interlude]
Whatever you dumb, fat slut
I wouldn't fuck you anyway
One, two, three four!

[*Complete and utter incoherence*]

[Outro]
Are you horny?
Suck my dick, mommy
Have you ever sucked dick in a church?
So you're a singer? Wanna show me what else your mouth can do?
Woah, I wanna be deep inside you right now
I wanna lick your nipples and pump you deeply
Uhh, we're Dazey and the Scouts and we're your new step-parents