[CHIPOTLE EMPLOYEE]
What's wrong with Chipotle?
Nobody want to eat here anymore
We have so many kinds of beans and rice
And a sparkling clean floor

[THE FLOOR (CHIPOTLE EMPLOYEE)]
Hey I'm down here wondering
Why no one wants Chipotle?
(The floor!)
Did you know I could talk?
Why no one wants Chipotle;
Is it because you pay extra for guac?

[CHIPOTLE EMPLOYEE (spoken)]
Oh, the guac's singing!

[THE GUAC]
Guys I think I know

[CHIPOTLE EMPLOYEE AND THE FLOOR]
The Guac knows!

[THE GUAC]
Do you remember we had that E. coli scare
A couple of years ago?

[CHIPOTLE EMPLOYEE AND THE FLOOR (THE GUAC)]
Oh no one wants to eat at Chipotle
Because of E. coli (E. coli!)

[THE FLOOR]
That's a good reason!

[CHIPOTLE EMPLOYEE (THE GUAC)]
They came into Chipotle
And saw E. coli and said
"Bye bye!" ("Bye bye!")

[CHIPOTLE EMPLOYEE]
Just a little E. coli
Can bring a restaurant to its knees
Even though
We have an assortment of cheese

[THE FLOOR]
Like a bunch of individual shreds
Of the same kind of cheese

[CHIPOTLE EMPLOYEE]
That's right we have one kind of cheese
It's assorted cheese

[THE GUAC]
If only we'd thought to guard
Against E. coli

[CHIPOTLE EMPLOYEE AND THE FLOOR]
Against E. coli's!

[THE GUAC (spoken)]
But we only thought to guard
Against a sneeze

[CHIPOTLE EMPLOYEE]
And we have mixed

[CHIPOTLE EMPLOYEE AND THE FLOOR]
Cheese!

[CHIPOTLE EMPLOYEE (spoken)]
And now we're closed forever!