Off Book Cast
Straight Fire (You Can Do That)
[MUSIC PRODUCER 1]
Do you wanna swim in a pool
But only on a big floaty?

[MUSIC PRODUCER 2 (whispered)]
Straight Fire!

[MUSIC PRODUCER 1]
You can do that!

Do you wanna drink a drink
That has a straw
But also an umbrella?

[MUSIC PRODUCERS]
You can do that!

[MUSIC PRODUCER 2]
Do you wanna be on a beach
With no one else around?
You can do that!

[MUSIC PRODUCER 1]
You can do that!

[MUSIC PRODUCER 2]
It's a private beach
There's other people
And if you want a clown
A party clown
With bottle service
You can do that!

[MUSIC PRODUCER 1 (MUSIC PRODUCER 2)]
But if you wanna take your dreams higher
You gotta sign right now
With Straight Fire (Straight Fire!)

[MUSIC PRODUCERS]
And if you wanna take your dreams higher!

[MUSIC PRODUCER 1]
You gotta sign on the dotted line
With Straight Fire!

[MUSIC PRODUCER 2]
Uh-huh!

[DEVON (spoken)]
Um, should I read the contract?

[MUSIC PRODUCERS]
NO!

[MUSIC PRODUCER 1 (spoken)]
You cannot do that! That's one of the things you can't do.

[MUSIC PRODUCER 2 (spoken)]
But hey, there's lots of things you could do

[MUSIC PRODUCER 2]
You wanna get in a rocket ship
That's owned by SpaceX
And while you're up inside that rocket ship
Have zero-gravity sex
With a girl who is definitely over eighteen
You can do that!

[MUSIC PRODUCER 1]
You can do that!

[MUSIC PRODUCER 2]
You can do that!
Straight Fire!

[MUSIC PRODUCER 1]
Do you wanna go down and meet
An ocean creature
That's so far down
We don't know anything about its shape and feature

[MUSIC PRODUCER 2 (spoken)]
Wow!

[MUSIC PRODUCER 1]
It might be a turtle
Who has wisdom of the ages
Or do you wanna read a book
That's over 300 pages
You can do that!

[MUSIC PRODUCER 2]
If you want to take your fame higher
You gotta sign

[MUSIC PRODUCERS]
With Straight Fire!

[MUSIC PRODUCER 2]
If you want to take your fame higher

[MUSIC PRODUCERS]
You gotta sign!
Straight Fire!

[MUSIC PRODUCER 2 (spoken)]
Sign here!