It's Not Just Fluff (If It's The Right Stuff)
[DEVON]
Dearly beloved
We are gathered here to say goodbye
To a couple of football twins
And I think another guy
I can't remember
Cause we were Tokyo Driftin' across the U.S.A.
[KYLE]
Oh, oh, it's not just fluff if it's the right stuff
[KYLE AND COCKENY ORPHAN]
It's not just fluff if it's the right stuff
[ORPHAN (spoken)}
I'm an orphan!
[KYLE AND COCKENY ORPHAN]
Not just fluff if it's the right stuff
[DEVON]
It's not just fluff
If it's the right stuff!
[KYLE AND COCKNEY ORPHAN]
The right
Not just fluff
[DEVON (spoken)]
What's happening?
[NARRATOR 1 (spoken)]
And Devon went on to become the greatest music talent of a generation
[DEVON (spoken)]
My voice! It's changing!
[NARRATOR 2 (spoken)]
For years and years people would unite to hear his music, and know that it touched them one and all, and that really he ultimately did embrace the fate that was thrusted upon him from a young age. It didn't crush him. It just fluffed him up.
[CHOIR OF CHILDREN]
Oh, dang dang dang
Dang dang d-dang
Dang dang dang you know oh
Dang dang dang
Dang dang d-dang
Dang dang dang you know oh
[NARRATOR 2 (spoken)]
That song was sung by a choir of children, and their parents stood up and said:
[PARENT 1 (spoken)]
Yes! Yes, this is good
[PARENT 2 (spoken)]
You can study the arts!
[PARENT 1 (spoken)]
This is good!
[PARENT 3 (spoken)]
This is actually not bad!
[PARENT 1 (spoken)]
I like this song very much
[PARENT 2 (spoken)]
I will pay for your subscription to U.C. Irvine's Claire Trevor School of the Arts
[PARENT 1 (spoken)]
And you know what, all of you can ride home
[ALL]
In our cars!
Dang dang dang
D-dang dang d-dang
Dearly beloved
We are gathered here to say goodbye
To a couple of football twins
And I think another guy
I can't remember
Cause we were Tokyo Driftin' across the U.S.A.
[KYLE]
Oh, oh, it's not just fluff if it's the right stuff
[KYLE AND COCKENY ORPHAN]
It's not just fluff if it's the right stuff
[ORPHAN (spoken)}
I'm an orphan!
[KYLE AND COCKENY ORPHAN]
Not just fluff if it's the right stuff
[DEVON]
It's not just fluff
If it's the right stuff!
[KYLE AND COCKNEY ORPHAN]
The right
Not just fluff
[DEVON (spoken)]
What's happening?
[NARRATOR 1 (spoken)]
And Devon went on to become the greatest music talent of a generation
[DEVON (spoken)]
My voice! It's changing!
[NARRATOR 2 (spoken)]
For years and years people would unite to hear his music, and know that it touched them one and all, and that really he ultimately did embrace the fate that was thrusted upon him from a young age. It didn't crush him. It just fluffed him up.
[CHOIR OF CHILDREN]
Oh, dang dang dang
Dang dang d-dang
Dang dang dang you know oh
Dang dang dang
Dang dang d-dang
Dang dang dang you know oh
[NARRATOR 2 (spoken)]
That song was sung by a choir of children, and their parents stood up and said:
[PARENT 1 (spoken)]
Yes! Yes, this is good
[PARENT 2 (spoken)]
You can study the arts!
[PARENT 1 (spoken)]
This is good!
[PARENT 3 (spoken)]
This is actually not bad!
[PARENT 1 (spoken)]
I like this song very much
[PARENT 2 (spoken)]
I will pay for your subscription to U.C. Irvine's Claire Trevor School of the Arts
[PARENT 1 (spoken)]
And you know what, all of you can ride home
[ALL]
In our cars!
Dang dang dang
D-dang dang d-dang