[HANK (spoken)]
Can I ask you a question?

[CAROL (spoken)]
Yup!

[HANK (spoken)]
How do you two deal?

[BEV (spoken)]
Who, me too?

[HANK (spoken)]
Yes, both of you. How do you deal with the unending din that comes out of your mouths?

[CAROL and BEV (spoken)]
Oh, well! Good question!

[BEV (spoken)]
I never thought about it!

[CAROL (spoken)]
Well, I’ll tell you how I deal with it!
I always -

[CAROL]
I always just go
In my house
And I go
into my bathroom
And I talk
I like to watch myself talk in the mirror because it’s really fun

[HANK (spoken)]
Okay, you know what, I’m sorry, I’m sorry I asked, I should have assumed it was something –

[BEV (spoken)]
Why didn’t I get to answer?

[BEV]
I like to go into my house
but not my bathroom
in my kitchen
I look in the reflection of the oven
so I can see myself
talkin’ to myself
you can see yourself in an oven it’s
like a mirror but not a mirror
but you can see yourself in your oven
and that’s where I talk

[HANK (spoken)]
I’m sorry--

[BEV]
-- to myself!

[HANK (spoken)]
Can you get Kyle the manager over here real quick?

[BEV and CAROL]
Yeah, sure, of course! Kyle!

[KYLE (spoken)]
Hi! How’s it going?

[KYLE]
What’s the problem at this table?
I can solve the problem if you like
I can help you with the table talking
What do you need I’m the manager?

[HANK (spoken)]
Well, Kyle, this is an insane establishment and I was just hoping to have a presidente margarita and a couple moments of peace and quiet before my wife and daughter

(long pause)

[CAROL (spoken)]
Wh-

[HANK (spoken)]
No one ruin it! Found the only way to get it was to stop mid-sentence and just take this –take this-

[CAROL]
pft

[HANK (spoken)
Ugh, Carol --

[CAROL]
I farted!

[HANK (spoken)]
Yeah.

[CAROL]
Well I farted in my pants –

[KYLE]
So Carol farted in --

[BEV, CAROL, and KYLE]
(Unintelligible prattling together.)
Hey!

[HANK (spoken)]
I’m going to Chevy's