[CAROL]
I don’t know where I went wrong
I’m trying my best to sing a song
I wish I was likable

[HANK (spoken)]
Jesus Christ

[CAROL]
But Hank here
He says I’m not likable

[HANK (spoken)]
I did not say that. I did not say that you’re not likable.
What, Bev?

[BEV]
I don’t know where I went wrong
I’m trying so hard to just belong
I’m trying to bring things to the table
But Hank says I’m not able

[BEV, KYLE, CAROL]
I don’t know where I went wrong
I don’t know where I went wrong

[KYLE (BEV, CAROL)]
My name is Kyle
(I don’t know where I went wrong)
I am the manager
(I don’t know where I went wrong)

[HANK]
I don’t know where I went wrong

[BEV (spoken)]
Oh, now Hank’s doing it!

[CAROL (spoken)]
He’s singing!

[HANK]
They always ruin the mood
I came to this Chili’s for just two things
Chicken crispers and solitude

[CAROL]
Hey Hank! Pftt
I farted in my pants
While he was having a moment

[KYLE]
And I accidentally put the chips in a basket
Even though it is Thursday

[BEV (CAROL)]
I think I might know where we went wrong
I think I might know where we went wrong (What?)
I think I might know where we went wrong (Well tell me!)

[BEV, HANK, (CAROL)]
I think I might know where you went wrong (Wait, Carol doesn’t know!)

[BEV (CAROL)]
I think it’s cause we farted
And cause it’s not basket Friday (Oh)
And those are the only ways (I see)

[ALL]
That we went wrong