[CALVIN]
Who is this?
Who am I? (*car sound*)
Did that car just drive by?

Am I having this bit of ennui
And losing focus of the things happening around me?

(*car crash sound*)

[CALVIN (VICTIMS)]
Is this an existential crisis (Oh my god, honey! Someone help!)
In the middle of the road? (Someone help!)
Did I just cause an accident,
Was that what I did?
Did I destroy them?

[CALVIN (POLICE)]
What am I doing walking down the 101? (Pull over, pull over!)
And more importantly,
Was I a bad son? (Please pull your car over to the side of the road)

[CALVIN (spoken)]
Nope, gotta keep thinkin'!

[POLICE (spoken)]
This is helicopter police, we have a runner!

[CALVIN (POLICE)]
Family's important (Seems like she's having an existential crisis)
That's the thing I know
My dad sold everything and I let him
Let that go (Call in the Air Force)
My mom and sister they've been gone for years, (I've got a shot! I've got a shot!)
But I let my dad get rid of all his money and
I gave into his fears (Take the shot, take the shot)

So now I'm walking
Down the 101
There are explosions (Miss. Big miss.)
Yes I think i'm dodging bullets from a gun (She's very good)
Yes I'm walking
Down the 101 (Call in the Crazy Six!)
But more importantly, (Calling in the Crazy Six!)
Was I a bad son?

[CRAZY SIX (spoken)]
(Crazy Six has a shot. We're gonna take the shot. We're the Crazy Six, the biggest assassins in the United States)

[CALVIN (CRAZY SIX)]
Now I'm building my confidence
I gotta do what is right (Oh my god she's walking towards us. I'm gonna throw the grenade)
And I'm having this thought (Throw it)
While I'm doing cartwheels
In between cars and dodging their sight (That was a miss. Big miss.)

Yeah I can move so fast,
Make their guns choke (We're fired? Oh my god)
While I'm thinking about what is right
I'm moving as fast as smoke

Yeah I'm running! (Oh my god she's as fast as smoke!)
Down the 101! (She's on foot!)
I'm running! (Should we just join in the song?)
Down the 101! (Uh, yeah we probably should join in)

[CALVIN]
Yeah I'm

[EVERYONE]
Running!
Down the 101!

[CALVIN]
But more importantly
Was I a bad son?

Even though those cops repeatedly referred to me as a "she"
I gotta do the right thing
I gotta do what's right inside of me

So now I'll walk off
The 101,
Rent a Kia,
Drive home and be
A better son.