[Verse 1]
When Christmas came around this year
It was a different kind of atmosphere
No chestnuts roasting and no more wine
She just had me on the kitchen grind
Had me sifting flour twenty- five pounds an hour
And creaming butter like you wouldn't believe
I need you to tell me baby what all this is for
Cause I don't think I can eat anymore and she said

[Chorus]
Santa's got a sweet tooth (Woo ooh woo)
And he's coming down the chimney tonight
Santa's got a sweet tooth (Woo ooh woo)
And I wanna treat the big man right
My baby spent the whole damn night
Making cookies, cakes, and pies
I wonder why

[Verse 2]
Later that night I heard a sound that didn't seem right
I looked down peeking from the top of the stairs
And you can guess who was standing there
It was old Saint Nick sucking on a peppermint stick
His beard was covered in crumbs
But when the treats were gone Santa moved on
And my baby coming back to bed she said

[Chorus]
Santa's got a sweet tooth (Woo ooh woo)
And he's coming down the chimney tonight
Santa's got a sweet tooth (Woo ooh woo)
And I wanna treat the big man right
My baby spent the whole damn night
Making cookies, cakes, and pies
I wonder why

[Bridge]
I fell back to sleep and had the most terrible dream
My baby was in love with one Christopher Kringle
No wonder she was making all those sweets
I jolted awake and she was gone
All of the sudden I heard sleigh bells on the rooftop
I ran over to the window and what do you know
She was flying off with Santa Claus
[Chorus]
Yeah yeah Santa's got a sweet tooth (Woo ooh woo)
And he's coming down the chimney tonight
Santa's got a sweet tooth (Woo ooh woo)
And I wanna treat the big man right
My baby spent the whole damn night
Making cookies, cakes, and pies
And I wonder why

[Outro]
Please baby don't run off with that jolly old man
He can't love you the way that I can
He comes around but once a year
And scoops you up right outta here
No baby it just ain't right
Flying off on me like that in the middle of the night
Please baby I can be sleek too
Oh man what am i gonna do
(Ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho)
(Ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho)