[Intro]
(I go hard in the beat)

[Verse 1]
Jurassic Park car for a dinosaur man
Old ass face with some little baby hands
You'll need those ghosts in the house when I ghost you
It's me, not you, but I'd rather fuck Drew
Cheeto ran away from you, Uno won't behave for you
Your old ass hair was straighter than you'll ever be
And not even that could straighten out your sexuality

[Chorus]
You didn't glow up
You look like throw up
You got a flaky ass face and your hair's always dirty
You're still on YouTube even though you're almost 30

[Verse 2]
I think I'd rather give my Superluv to Dan and Phil
I wish you'd pick some clothes at the rate you pick your ass
You wrote 2 books that I didn't even read
I use your podcast just to help me sleep
Congratulations on 10 million subs
It took you 10 years and for Jake it took 10 months
You say "It Gets Worse" but I have to disagree
There ain't nothing worse than reviews for your movie

[Chorus]
You didn't glow up
You look like throw up
You got a flaky ass face and your hair's always dirty
You're still on YouTube even though your almost 30
You didn't glow up
You look like throw up
You got a flaky ass face and your hair's always dirty
You're still on YouTube even though you're almost 30

[Outro]
I'll go home
No, seriously, I'm moving home
I can't stand the smell anymore
Good Bi-sexual!