Oh, hello
When I was a kid
Christmas was my favourite time of the year
Making cookies, wrapping presents
So happy and full of cheer
But now I'm grown and away from home
And my job is on YouTube
So click along
It's my vlogmas song
Dear Santa, bring me views
I grab my keys and I grab my man
My camera ain't ever gonna leave my hand
As we head down to the Target store
I've never spend so much money before
But wait, I start to realise that I ain't gonna get no views
But you can't fail with a good thumbnail and a title that isn't true
It's Clickbait Christmas
And everything is going wrong
The tree's on fire
And the house fell down
And now we're breaking up
(Just kidding)
Cause it's Clickbait Christmas
And you can win an iPhone X
Just click, like and share with a friend
(Just kidding, I lied)